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Instructions for use of the
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- First, You need a lot of faith.
- Second, Get one Golden Apple.
- Make an alter of incense and candles to Eris.
- The Hankie is the centre piece of your Alter.
- Hail Eris !
- All Hail Discordia !
- Light the candles and incense each time before you pray.
- Set apple on Alter as an offering each time you pray.
- Chant to Her "I want to get Lucky" until you're bored.
- Hail Eris !
- All Hail Discordia !
- Eat the apple.
- Continue once a day for 5 days total.
- Then on the 5th day, the first person you think about of
whatever sex and feel is relatively (not a relative)
pretty, give them the Hankie.
- They will then ask "What does 'Kallisti' mean?"
- You tell them what it means: To the Prettiest One.
- If you get Lucky (not the pet), your prayer has been answered.
- If not, try giving them a Golden Apple.
- If you still don't get lucky, sorry kiddo, it wasn't meant to be.
- Send for another Hankie and try giving it to someone else.
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