To begin, Novice Socialism is not a political party, philosophy, or system. It is more of a lifestyle, a frame of mind, or a realization. Please do not confuse this with Socialism or Communism.

We live by what sociologists call norms, but we are also the monkey wrench in the gears of society. What we do is simple. We pay our taxes, work our jobs, and go on vacations, but underneath our grin and nodding and pressed suits we are also leaving Chaos in our wake. We accept what is being served knowing that one day, and soon, it will be served right back. We are the ones who pull the tablecloth out from under the food as we leave.

We live day in, day out by societies norms. But when we are alone, when no one is looking, we strike. Be it small or goliath, the Chaos we cause will cause the break down of the people of Thud*.

So how do we cause Chaos and Discord? First rule of Novice Socialism is you do not talk about Novice Socialism. Second rule of Novice Socialism is you do not talk about Novice Socialism**. Third rule is we do not try to cause harm to people and other animals. Fourth rule is we do not put them in any danger. And the fifth rule is it should not endanger you. The Chaos and Discord we cause is done mostly to make people think or confuse them. Thus, trying to break the Curse of Greyface.

* The people of the Region of Thud are the boring, dry, and humorless. They are the ones under the Curse of Greyface. Come on and get with the program.

** Sounds familiar, huh? Go watch the movie then.