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The Oath of the Cabal of Pandemic Stillness
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- Rise out of your seat and stand.
- Extend both arms out in front of you (pretend there is a glass wall in front of you).
- Close your eyes.
- Stand in silence for one full minute.
- Keep eyes closed, stay standing, repeat Oath:
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- I, (Your name here) solemnly swear to be a member of the Cabal of Pandemic Stillness.
- I will observe the Laws of Nature and follow Our Goddess, Our Lady of Discord, Eris.
- I will not eat Hot Dogs with its bun on.
- I will meditate with my Hankie in worship of Our Goddess.
- I will do the Works of Discord.
- I will sow the Seeds of Chaos.
- I will do what I will, that is the whole of the Law.
- I will also chew only Big Red Gum.
- I will be loyal to my Cabal.
- I will be loyal to my (Pope!) Eye M. the Fallen.
- I am now a Discordian.
- Hail Eris !
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After you have taken the Oath, please submit your name and email to acknowledge that you have read the Oath.
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(Pope!) Eye M. says: "Remove straw hole below."
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