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Keeper of the Sacred Chao The Chao is Sacred and Eye M. is the Keeper of it. Please refer to the Principia Discordia. Holder of the Red Rope At the Holy Club of Limbo where Our Goddess resides, Eye M. held the Red Rope that barracadded undesireables from entering the club. The Red Rope would be lifted for VIPs and special guests of Eris. The Red Rope was made of Velvet. Founder of The Order of the Second Mind This is lengthy. In the year 1513, Eye M. fell from Limbo and landed here on earth. While in the forest in what is now known as Italy, Eye M. resided among the woodland creatures. He also ate a few of them too. While bathing under a waterfall, he got soap in his eyes and lost his loofa. He then started to search for it. Going deeper in the forest, he slipped on his loofa and fell into the middle of a circle of men in strange and long black robes. Eye M. looked down and picked up his loofa and exclaimed "I found it!" One man then replied "We are of a second mind." After explaining that he needed to finish washing up and get dressed, Eye M. was invited to stay at these strange people's place. Turns out that these men were monks of a now disbanned order and they lived in a large monastary. He told them that he was an angel, but didn't specify whose angel (Eris was proud at that semantic exercise). So the monks did the next best thing they could for their guest and that was to raise him up as a leader and worship Eye M. Hence, the founding of the Order of the Second Mind. Since the place did not have cable and the next modern city was 450 years away, Eye M. looked for some other recreational activities. He found a convent filled with virgins dedicated to some weird guy who liked to hang about a T and bleed profusely. It didn't take long for them to be persuaded to come over to the monastary. Soon, the wine flowed and debauchary and sex filled the place. Everything went downhill from there even though this activity between the two places continued in secret for another hundred years. Eye M. continued to impart Eristic wisdom until right before the Disbandment. Eye M. proclaimed that he had to go on a Quest saying "It is time to high tail it outta here. So long." He later resurfaced among the germanic tribes as an Invisigoth. Eye M. has since reopened the Order to impart the mysticism of Eris to people today. Advocates for Satanic Rights Advocates is the innately active arm of the Order. It is from these offices that the public is addressed. Cabal of Pandemic Stillness This is the inner sanctum - so to speak. If an initiate demonstrates unique intelligence, abilities, or aptitude the initiate is then admitted into the Cabal. Within the Cabal are another five degrees separate from that of the Order. Greater wisdom and mystical secrets are revealed. |
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